Alan was torrenting
late at night.
For a certain
special something that
Todd wanted quickly.
It wasn't porn...
coding up a
red punch frosting.
as sexy as
he expected. Because
futa was alan's
step sisters, manga.
However the tentacle
slid slowly up
alan's leg while
Sailor Moon blared
The tentacle prepared
it's grip around
The super extendable
KDA robot leg
. Klye woke-up
with Bryce's arm
next to his
covered in slime
as an Evangelion
, with Rei inside!
, baked some delectable
cookies of doom
with a red...
velvet creamy nouget
Sword of truth
Shaped like an
school girl plushie.
That looked like
Kyles ticking robotic
noodly appendage. Afterwards,
they all had
sweaty jungle sex.
While waiting for
the latest naruto
, Todd drove his
tricycle off the
pedo bear plushie
into the large
pool of octogenarians.
Now, that they
found some squishy
green jelly beans...
, Aaron pulled out
Exterminate Jefferson! Exterminate!
(Does that one count?)
Which actually was
A very large
pickle, with feet
Which was kicking
Ben in the
crotch. Jefferson looked
silly, in that
frilly swimsuit, standing
with his leg
perched like captain
Harlock but in
a bag of
salami flavored onions
Rotten, stinky, rubber
chilli corn dogs
that he had
Just thought about
... post office! meh.
So bravely he
took a bite
and shouted loudly!!!
What the HELL!!!
Then some Persians
and their harem
raised the dead
fluid came pouring
from every orifice
that filled so
many, many, twinkies.
Meanwhile, the perfect
post office, was
surrounded by zombies
that only wanted
to chew on
a very tasty
blueberry flavored jellybean
of the damned!
that reeked of
fermented toe cheese
and rank kimchee!
Despite the massive
collection of manga
that was under
Alan's unkempt bed
or Bryce's reviews.
that was really
a mighty morphin
FISH, with five
giant flaming duckholes
that oozed out
chunky rainbow colored
Kirby clones. Suddenly,
Sucked down some
pink pepto bismo
and spewed forth
a rubber duck
Awesome metal lyrics
recited by the
tech guru, Todd
about the evil
that men do
with poor little
rubber ninja turtles
lined up in
a dark hallway
being molested by
angry old men
who wanted Ben
to drop his
phat beats yo!
The moral of
Aesop's fable was
try to never
stop drop and
roll a fat
tire down the
spine of a
large cosplaying otaku
dressed as sailor
named popeye. He
found "mee spinach"
in a dumpster
next to the
dog with the
dan robot, then
quickly took a
sega genesis, suddenly
he transformed into
a super huge
otaku, and ate
500 hot dogs!
Dan suddenly appeared.
He was displeased.
because he wanted
more death note
but someone had
called Man-Fei in
for lap dances
Which cost alot
pain and hurt
not to mention
that one time
he lost his
trumpet in band
which caused much
pain which lead
to another visit
from monkey ninjas
armed with long
throbbing, pussing, banana
hugging hippies, who
Danced beneath the
the boardwalks, in
full purple regalia
of the great
era of 69'
"Amazing!" said Jefferson
...NICE post office!
"Speaking of which..."
"I just saw..."
"...Punxsutawney Phil's shadow."
it was shaped
like a big
glowing, magenta, dancing
pile of crazy
mexican jumping beans!
That ruled a
island far away
called peanut butter
dipped little slice
of F'tagn CTHULLU!
Smegin' curry vin-da-leu!
Wearing Jefferson's swimsuit
filled with lice.
and re-fried beans!
We don't make
any green armadillos
Eat pinto beans
shaped like marshmallows
Shaped like giant
silly putty eggs
Because that's sick.
New podcast uploaded,
a mind numbing
extravaganza of chicken.
"zOMFG!" Marcy exclaimed!
"It's Futanari time"
As she shaked
her giant weener
sized french bagette
so very hard
against Alan's window
shattering it and
Startling KDA inside
Aaron gRoWLed loudly
brandishing a Cat-o-nine
silver birthday cake
at his hip.
The next day
he awoke to
quantrim matrix fish
wriggling in his
underpants. Suddenly, G-d
shouted from above!
I'll fucking gut
you rascally kids!
Meanwhile OGchan was
getting filled with
loads of porn
Hey you cheated!
Cheating is bad.
mmMMMKay! Now children
suck on this
Puss flowing pussy
cat, who's die-ing!
So as for
dancing in the
forest of nymphs
with big wobbly
rubber yoga balls
that were placed
on top of
the absent podcast
ducklings who quacked
sadly requesting more
hot guy porn
for ogchan. Now
the great benevolent
looked and found
Julian was horny
cause you could
dance if you
saw his weener
inside of a
very dark hallway.
The Rapist said
swords for a
larry duckhole lubber
named Jackson Malloy
would kill you
for his ACHTUNG!
Lately Alan has
been podcasting alot!
without pants on
fire. There was
also a refference
To mighty Zartan
in the bible
who said! Thou
shall rape duckholes
mentally, not physically!
Do it Hard!
Just do it!
All night long
for great justice
Then Daft Punk
mehsterbated to Jefferson
NO THEY DIDN'T!
yes they did
all over Alans
mailbox at night!
With a rubber
glowing strap-on dildo
. Anyway, Mormons seem
to enjoy duckholes
more than frogs!
So did that
scary circus clown!
He was probably
a hemaphrodite sucking
a giant pulsating
Leisure Suit Larry
This is dirty!
Said Larry Laffer
as he reached
for Micheal Jackson's
sparkly glove. It
shone with glory
glowed so brightly!
end of story?
No! You pervs! =D
Screamed Alan covering
his duck hole!
which wasn't flaming
but was in
exit only pants.
stage right huckleberry
you piece of
bluebery pie sweat
cum! Panocha! Panocha!
SBG-Chan fondled Jefferson
into the night
of intense debauchery!
Aaron wistfully sighed.
Wishing he had
looked up how
To make chocolate
covered grasshoppers for
anal insertion. Instead
of his stomach.
He put them
in a tight
Tupperware 3000 Strap-on
but forgot how
to spurt grasshoppers
because that's the
reason why Aaron
hates tarutaru redmages.
Named Bob the
Jellybelly, a flaccid
sprig of grass
that only needs
salt and butter
to make it
teh deliciousness so
Alan wouldn't kill
the Trix rabbit
anymore. Last time
the fuckbunny
touched my computer
he splattered shit
you know, "may-OH-naise"
on the ram
, finally someone posted
a java applet
that said, "Hello
, Dave. Why are
you touching that!
" Obviously, the only
Hand dong Douchebag
won the election
To be Aaron's
poodle carrying spike
imbedded in flaming
hot Cheetos. Suddenly,
Paul farted. OMG!
Everyone breathed deep
Smells like Strawberries!
That were dipped
in green chocolate
cake that Hitler
stuck up his
sleeves! Acktung! Cakeler!!
Bombs fell from
the blue raspberries!
Which tasted like
Monkeys wrapped in
tin foil hats
simmered in wine.
Now, Bobby sang
a glorious tune
out his rectum.
It's plastic! He
proclaimed while retrieving
a really long
ending. It's done!
Kip likes cereal
stuffed in his
man parts like
man-faye does. Alan
is very awesome!l
Thats a lie
. Kyle appeared and
danced a jigg!
The Rahxephon roared
Beneath the moonlight
jefferson was fapping
to a Tardis
dancing a jigg!
His love handles
consisted of marshmallow
flavored ice cream
with rainbow jimmies!
Filling massive jars
of man milk
; that's WHOLE milk
;Or is it
? Anne described it
as a whitish
toothpaste dispenser. It
shouted out loud
don't squeeze me!
Alan got shaved
and was smoooooooth!
He ran outside
to see the
ass of KDA.
Hey! Look! Elvis!
Holding a duckhole!
...and Cherry pie...
goo on top
that Matt applied!
Recently Matt has
developed a rash
on his penis.
which turned purple
like grape jelly
when shoved up
come-on-way too grose
Said Alan as
as he died.
Meanwhile Aaron laughed
because something creepy
snuck into alan's
mass-spectrometer basement
. It latched itself
onto Hopper's cranium
it looked like
hell-retched Death
writhing and screaming
as it entered
the plug suit
cavity of Hopper's
brain. Todd approved
as Alan waited
to feast on
the rich gooeyness
inside."Ah", thought
Aaron, when Hopper
dances a jig!
He definitely looked
sexy in that
little red yukata
and pink tutu.
In fact, he
pronounced his tail
vas was programming
linked stack iterators
with repetitive code
Raping the Matrix!
With his foot!
You killed it!
It is over.
Not it's not!
Start it over...
push the button!
Everything self destructs.
Stupid red button!
No! THAT button!
It explodes again.
(in Slow mo)
NO!!!!!!!!! JEFFERSON's POOPING
ON THE CONSOLE
PUSH THAT BUTTON!
NO THE BELLYBUTTON
but then Jesus
dressed as a
halo wearing ninja
with matching manbag
and red who-who's
of dracionian chocolates!
Vas trounced on
them like wild
and killed him.
"Verily!" cried Aaron!
what?!? Speak clearly.
Jefferson screamed as
Aaron swung his
"human bat" at
his stats teacher.
Pop quiz! Get
funky fresh with
a smegma cake.
Holy frackin' ninja
its a giant
Get in the
super-sized condom of
jello pudding pops!
Pudding so delicious
it'll make you
slap yo momma.
With a wet
turnip of doom
(cue ominous music and Hollywood Announcer Dan please!)
IN A WORLD
within Noobchan's pants
was something small
in size, but
LARGE in heart!
In fact, you
can hear it
through your butt.
NOW, KEVIN SMITH
screenplayed a film
about disgruntled Mormons
who can't dance.
IT'S UP TO
YOU! Only you
can prevent forest
GNOMEs from dancing!
The GNOMES PLAN
the escape route
to chocolate hell
, but the journey
keeps on going
when Paul faps
to Emo music
on to Eeper.
He likes to
kill people with
peanut butter twix!
NOOOOOOO! Cried Todd
as he grasped
the long stick
from Jesus to
wack people with!
"Walk Softly..." said
five greek pitas!
Stick it in
that kitchen drawer
NOT MY BOXERS!
You bum looker!
Alan's futa calendar
was gross. You
know nothing! NUUHHT-TING!
BEER FECK ARSE!
Anyhow, John ran
a website. Kyle
nominated Frank president
of Poochie-Coo city
, and I became
vegamite monster of
He-man's dildo collection.
The giant buttplug
won't be mentioned
Ice CREAM! Ice!
ice baby. Doo
whatcha got too
when fapping to
Shinji fapping on
absolutely nothing. NO-MOARZ-FAPPING-4-U-SHINJI!
. It's very true.
But at least
I know where
to stick this
bag of baby-carrots.
in 8=D's pants
is pocket change!
The arcade was
full of gay-mers!
In shiny latex
FIN! The end!
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